Now, I'll get back to my story next post, but now I got to take a minute to talk about somethin' that's been irking my cobblers for some time now. What the fuck is up with all these filthy expensive fancy shmancy automobiles with the stinkin' blue headlights that make me go blind every time they wiz by. Those motherfuckers'll put a sunburn on a Navajo! Jesus Abraham and Joseph, where do you think you are, a mine shaft?? Those god damn headlights put a glow on shit you couldn't see without a looking glass. Fucking yuppies and their concerns about personal safety make me want to puke. Yeah, great, make everyone who's lookin' the wrong way go blind so you can see a pot hole that's four hundred yards away. I'm making it my personal duty to pry the radio outta every car I see with them stinkin' headlights.